The Girl Next Door Experience( you are in a for disappointment, if you are here for the risqué title)
Many a moons ago, when yours’ truly was still new in his education and the time of the myths when few guys had a laptop and when every such room was common room and when the only source of ‘worship’ were the American pie series which were seen and dissected and fantasised about many a times, somebody heard of ‘the girl next door’.
The movie was bound to generate some interest for it had impeccable credentials- a ‘porn star’ a sex video and Elisha Cuthbert. So the brother in arms decided that it will be a welcome break from the pie series and decided to spend two hours of our time and eons of fantasy on the movie. So promptly and discreetly laptop was asked for promptly because...well you know it and discreetly ...so as to keep the affair amongst the residents of a single wing. Both considerations were not met.
Finally after two hours and twenty guys in my room later we had on the front table a laptop and some borrowed speakers we started the soiree. Ten minutes in the movie our efforts were duly rewarded. Elisha Cuthbert stripping ...drool...and that red lingerie...drool...were enough to sate the voyeuristic pleasures of us all. Needless to say we all were delighted.
But this was only the beginning, the midnight dip in a pool and hot kiss soon followed. Needless to say all the assembled were waiting for the big one. Then the loser protagonist’s friend drops the bombshell. Miss Cuthbert was a pornstar- Hence will give it to even the loser quite easily.....
This was the part for which all had assembled there, a hot girl, hotter profession and even hotter situation. The scene started with promise, there she was, and on all fours prowling around but something was wrong the vibes were not right. And soon came the words –“I liked the way you looked at me” and everything changed both on the screen and in the room.
There was -however clichéd it may sound- pin-drop silence in the room. For many of us assembled there, it was a revelation. For the first time we appreciated other aspects of a women other than the visible ones. And the ‘love’ which was supposed to be only of the physical kind, took new meanings. And from then on till the entire movie we cheered for the love and even clapped when the guy refuses to ‘do’ some other porn star at the end of the movie.
For me it is the best of all the romantic movies. Do tell what you think. Adios!!!
